You heard that right! Few days ago, a taxi driver offered me the joy of sex-for-pay.
How’d that happened? Well, last Saturday at 9 PM, after hanging out with my friends, I went to the gym (Novotel) to do a bit of cardio exercises. After 60 minutes of fat burning excercises, I decided to go home by cab.
Maybe because I dressed like a tourist and took a cab from a hotel, the taxi driver assumes that I’m a tourist and starting his pimp mode:
|Taxi Driver||Look at that sexy girl (pointing to a fat & out-of-shape woman walking on the street which didn’t turn me on at all)|
|Me||Ah..ha (trying to be polite)|
|Taxi Driver||I know this beautiful girl…|
|Me||Ah..ha (getting suspicious but still trying to be polite)|
|Taxi Driver||She’s really hot, and willing to do anything…|
|Me||Oh…. Ok, I get it, he’s trying to sell me his girls. Proactive marketing… interesting….)|
|Taxi Driver||Too bad for a such beautiful girl she’s willing to such thing…|
|Me||Yeah… (Okay, lets define what is a beautiful girl? Based on what I see when he was commenting on the fat lady earlier, his standard for beautiful girl is: overweight middle-aged woman wearing skimpy clothing)|
|Taxi Driver||Just for 600 grand, you can do anything!|
|Oh, really? (600 grand for a fat hooker is too expensive. Beside, is she really willing to do anything?).|
|Taxi driver||So… what are you doing in Jogja? Bussines trip?|
|Me||Actually I live here. I was just having a quick exercise at Novotel’s Fitness Centre.|
Few seconds of uncomfortabe silence.
Few minutes later he started babling on how muscular he was when he was young. Then he started giving me some tips on how to sculpt your muscle and how to gain mass without protein supplements.