Ok I am bored, and I need something to express my boredom. Imagine RS™ is strolling in the sleaziest place in Jakarta, he might say:

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Wanna sit on my lap top?

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68% data in Friendster is phony… can I have your email address so I can send you the statistics?

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Can I plant my detector on your body, in case I miss you I can track your position

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Lets play hide and seek inside my Mercedes-Benz

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Lets do some cyber**x while Indonesia doesn’t have any cyberlaw

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May I take a picture of you using my new camera equipped with Carl-Seizz lens?

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Come to my place and I’ll teach you how to develop Election Information System using Microsoft Excel

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Can I buy you 3 Nokia Handphones?

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Would you steal my bag while I’m on flight, I need a fresh publicity

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Wanna play with my Memory STICK?

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