I wrote this list during the time of reformasi. I just found the list the other day, and I tought I’d share this here. Some of the ‘joke’ were slightly outdated, but it should remain as funny as it was during the mid 90s.
10
Due to recent success of Boybands, he wants to start his own band called ‘Take This’
9
He want to concentrate to write his upcoming book which was inspired by Sultan Hamengkubuwono X’s book : Tahta untuk Habibie
8
He is doing a sequel for sinetron called ‘Cinta di Awal Tigapuluh’ called ‘Turun Tahta di Awal Tigapuluh’
7
He swears ‘son of a bitch’ to Habibie and realize that he was responsible for the bitch’s pregnancy
6
To make a new world record: first country with 2/3 of its former presidents are engineers
5
Inspired by a scene in Independence day where the heroic President fly an aeroplane, he thinks that a neurotic president who can make aeroplanes is just as cool.
4
He thinks that Habibie can convince anyone to pay things using ketan rice, including foreign loans
3
Its the only way to stop Tutut from following him on every ceremony!
2
Its the only way to avoid seeing Yustril Ihza Mahendra’s annoying mole every single day!
1
He believes that Indonesia needs a feminime leader to recover from the crisis, just like when Bu Tien was still alive